WFL?
So, I've been thinking a lot about football. (I've found that it makes great background noise for me while I'm studying, by the way) But not in the sense that you may think. As Stephen and I have been watching a game, I would see a big guy run the ball downfield or possibly thrown over a pile of men resulting in a big touchdown. Then this adult man engages in some kind of strange behavior like flexing his muscles that resembles an animal marking his territory in the wild. I keep thinking "What an ego! A woman would never do that." Stephen just chalks it off to the nature of football and the men who play it.
So, I started thinking about what football would be like if typical women actually played professional football. She would never flex her muscles to the crowd after a touchdown to show her ability to dominate. At best, she may pose for some good camera shots. Possibly, she may do a fun little dance that included all of her teammates. If there was a dispute between the quarterback and one of her receivers, the receiver would simply be ignored and never be thrown the ball. "It's the principle of the matter," she would say. That is, until the two have a long talk about the problem and cry together for at least an hour. Then everything would be fine. If the opposing team hurt one of her friends. She would tackle them at the next opportunity . . . for sure she would talk about them and get the team fired up to defend their friend. There would be no cheerleaders dressed in skimpy outfits that barely cover places that need to be covered. Maybe there would be men dressed in football uniforms. Or a lot of mascots . . . I love the mascots. And, the band at half-time would be televised (at least in my opinion).
Ok, I know that it looks like I'm dogging on women, and for sure, I'm not. I was just pondering. For myself, I know that we enjoy being beautiful even in dirty situations; we are hurt by conflict with close friends; sometimes we need to cry; we are fierce when a friend is hurt and will stand bravely with her. For these reasons, I say the above, knowing that the accuracy is probably off. What do you think?
So, I started thinking about what football would be like if typical women actually played professional football. She would never flex her muscles to the crowd after a touchdown to show her ability to dominate. At best, she may pose for some good camera shots. Possibly, she may do a fun little dance that included all of her teammates. If there was a dispute between the quarterback and one of her receivers, the receiver would simply be ignored and never be thrown the ball. "It's the principle of the matter," she would say. That is, until the two have a long talk about the problem and cry together for at least an hour. Then everything would be fine. If the opposing team hurt one of her friends. She would tackle them at the next opportunity . . . for sure she would talk about them and get the team fired up to defend their friend. There would be no cheerleaders dressed in skimpy outfits that barely cover places that need to be covered. Maybe there would be men dressed in football uniforms. Or a lot of mascots . . . I love the mascots. And, the band at half-time would be televised (at least in my opinion).
Ok, I know that it looks like I'm dogging on women, and for sure, I'm not. I was just pondering. For myself, I know that we enjoy being beautiful even in dirty situations; we are hurt by conflict with close friends; sometimes we need to cry; we are fierce when a friend is hurt and will stand bravely with her. For these reasons, I say the above, knowing that the accuracy is probably off. What do you think?








